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What's a good sickie excuse?
Asked by psych_78
Planning to take tomorrow off - anyone got any good sickie excuses I can use. I'm planning one day off so nothing too drastic please. 10 points to the best excuse
Asked by psych_78
Planning to take tomorrow off - anyone got any good sickie excuses I can use. I'm planning one day off so nothing too drastic please. 10 points to the best excuse
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Best Answer:
Haha good for you-I had a day off last week! A couple of ideas you could use- *Really heavy period and cramping. *Diahrea that means you can't leave the loo (no-one wants to catch this). *Sickness *Ear infection *One of your kids is ill off school *Feel dizzy and faint *Migraine
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Answered by Princess Hannah
Haha good for you-I had a day off last week! A couple of ideas you could use- *Really heavy period and cramping. *Diahrea that means you can't leave the loo (no-one wants to catch this). *Sickness *Ear infection *One of your kids is ill off school *Feel dizzy and faint *Migraine
me
Answered by Princess Hannah
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My dog ate my excuse
Answered by willsterman123
Answered by willsterman123
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I got slapped by a smiley who thinks that I''m a lazy so-and-so.
Answered by Don't mess with the smiley
Answered by Don't mess with the smiley
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migraine.... always works for me
Answered by lora :)
Answered by lora :)
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You ate something dody and you havent stopped being sick ?
Answered by Oranges
Answered by Oranges
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Personal problems
All you need to say, no illness, no long lasting questions
If they ask anything, just say you'd rather not tell them
Easy
Answered by Mr. Pleasant
Answered by Mr. Pleasant
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just say you have a nasty stomach ache.
Or bad headache is always good, as you can say its making you feel sick.
OR! if your female, and you have a male boss....say ladies problems (they never question that one if they are male!)
Answered by KrazyMuddles
Answered by KrazyMuddles
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Ring and say youve tripped over and are going to hospital in morning to see it it a sprain? then just say it was just a little sore and bruised , nothing major?
Or you have a bad migrane and your visions impaired therefore you cannot drive into work at the moment.
Ear Infection , was awake all night (going to doctors as in pain) then you can return to work and say your on anti-biotics)
Some dental issue and you need to go doctors for emergency treatment
Answered by Smoby J
Answered by Smoby J
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Toothache most of the night. Easy to cure and its not like your boss is going to make you open your mouth to prove it.
Answered by Dee
Answered by Dee
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your friend got ran over by a bus and you have to be there for his family
Answered by Jamie
Answered by Jamie
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I went for a walk last night up a Mountain and I'm lost and now my battery is about to..........
Answered by moviechick
Answered by moviechick
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big headache
Voice going
Been sick - If you throw up you should tke the next 24 hrs off school
diarrhea - i mean who would say they had that unless they did XD
Rember to stay up late so when you do wake up you dont look well and try to get out of eating breakfast ccause your "too ill"
Answered by Jane
Answered by Jane
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Toothache," I had to go to the hospital dentist for an emergency painkilling shot till i can see my own dentist" hard to disprove and requires no acting skills on return to work
Answered by clueless
Answered by clueless
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one of my staff took a sickie by telling me his chinchilla fell down the toilet and didnt want to leave it on its own in case it got pneumonia. Another got his mum to ring up to say that he caught the end of his d""" in his zip and had to have stitches needless to say i didnt ask for proof
Answered by hairydog
Answered by hairydog
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i got your wife pregnant........i need some time to think about this situation
Answered by ???????
Answered by ???????
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Your electricity switched off in the night and as a result your fridge flooded the kitchen floor!!! (tried and tested)
(Hmm might need to take that one as annual leave)
How about:
"You fell down the stairs and have to go to hospital as you have hurt your hip" - No-one is going to ask to see your hips for bruises!!
:-)
Answered by Kinky_Minky
Answered by Kinky_Minky
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Your Great Grandmother died for the third time this year.
Answered by gk
Answered by gk
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my wife is not feeling good,i need to check her temperture every hour on the hour to make sure she is still hot.
Answered by dristan
Answered by dristan
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just not feeling up tp par .if not any better i may see my DR.
Answered by arthurbilleaudeaux
Answered by arthurbilleaudeaux
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just the good old diarohea bug can gaurantee 3-5 days off esp if you working with food!!
Answered by bev7475
Answered by bev7475
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my cow at my dog and then my cow ate my cat and then i killed my cow, and am in prison
Answered by rs.s270@ymail.com
Answered by rs.s270@ymail.com
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Just say that you have Gastroenteritis, no one ever wants to know the details lol
Answered by KittensForBreakfast
Answered by KittensForBreakfast
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